I’m grew up in Denver, CO. I am a city boy by nature, but I currently reside in the great state of Minnesota where I am trying to embrace my inner country kid. I share a home with a beautiful woman (yes, she’s real), and I recently became the owner of a website/blog, which you are reading right now.
I love writing and I enjoy trying to be funny. I have a severe case of “preachy” disorder, that my friends, family, and readers have all come to love, or they have discovered a magical potion that allows them to endure it.
As far as actual qualifications go, I finished high school, went to college, worked, worked some more, got famous*, overdosed*, got tired of it all, and decided to give it all up for a chance to write and pursue my passion.
I also aspire to take over the world, kill a panda and use it as a rug, own a genetically modified battle lizard that shoots lasers, and have a low carbon footprint.
Also, I may be mentally ill, but you’re the one with a problem because you’re still reading.
*Items in italic didn’t actually happen.